Eureka! Eureka! I’ve finally solved the mystery called women. I now know why nothing would have worked between me and big crush. Surpised; are yu? After making so much noise about big crush, I bone just like that? Welcome to my life. Or welcome to the life of girls I have tripped for.
Initially something might fascinate them about me from afar but when they get past the eye and ear candy, they all lose interest. I don tire. I’m having no more. No more talking about women, thinking about them, planning for them. No more.
Problem is *sigh* I’ve heard me say that before…and I’ve also heard me rush with excitement to tell my cousin about the new gurl I just met days after. So who’s going to be the new gurl now? ******? *******? *******? (Edited out cos of you, Chisom)
Do you feel like you had skipped some previous posts? I don’t blame you. The last time I blogged about big crush I was talking double-layered chocolate cakes now I’m ranting rubbish like a heart-broken sod. The actual change in the status quo wasn’t so sudden; I just wasn’t feeling her on the phone anymore and I decided to let her matter go. Just before I closed the chapter sha, I wanted more evidence so I sent the following message to my friend, Paul who is a lot closer to her
Wats up? How u dey?U still dey lag? U’ve hung out wit big crush a bit. Right?In ur opinion wat are my chances wit her? Personally I think I’m signing out of her case
Hours later, I get the following response.
Yeah, didn’t really knw how 2 say it but I think that’d b d right decision to make. She aight tho but I dunno if she’s ready 4 anythin more n friendship.
Confirmation.
To mourn (celebrate) the end of the big crush project, I fashed studying for the night, OD’d on bread, extended my bedtime by 1 hour and waking time by 3 hours, 30 minutes.
And for those of you still scratching your heads and tapping your weavons trying to figure out what on earth the title of this post had to do with the actual content, here’s a tip: “Revelation” is the last book of the bible and in this big head maps to the end of anything.
Revelation.
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FIRST!!!! Ha ha ha...let me go and read. Am I really first? Hmm...
I know this is a sad day in ur life, but it's still HILARIOUS!!! Lol. R u sure that Paul dude u contacted doesn't want "big crush" for himself?
R u sure u really don't want her as ur girlfriend anymore?
After all the fuss with the ATM machine and chocolate cake? *sad*
Funny...funny....bighead how are you?
Yea, crushes are too ephemeral to be taken seriously, and that' probably why you were able to so easily let it go.
How have you been?
@jaycee: sad day was sometime early in january. This post came late. I'm not sure of anything but this is the situation right now.
@nyemoni: I'm crying under the load of my seminar, mini-project, project, assignments piling, dificult courses that leave even the lecturers clueless... i could go on; in short, I can't wait to grad.
@rayo: I have to be in too deep for it to be hard to let go and that's why I let go early.
Ah I see...a commitmentphobe
forget big crush...a bigger crush is coming
I'm waiting to hear about bigger crush...
hmmm,
that was a big decison to leave big crush. but are you sure u've stopped "feeling" her totally?
thi is funny but i dont wanna laugh cos of your feeling but hey
laawwwwllllllll!
revelation indeed.
@rayo: who? me or her?
@zephi: I'm patiently waiting
@bumight: my biggest crush right now is a guy called Weedy, I think he must be late by now but amongst other things I love about him, he wrote one diffcult-to-understand textbook called "Electric Power Systems"
@darkelcee: laugh all yu want; we hadnt gone far enough for it to be hard to fash her ish. Of course, if she says yes today, i'm back in but i'm indifferent for now.
You
@rayo: *sigh of resignation* i guess that's kinda true sha but I was actually gunning for commitment in big crush's case. For all the others, I guess I'm trying to be careful and not make a mistake...dont want no trail of broken hearts ;)
lol! I'm tapping my imaginary weave-on, oh!
'ahh!'
awww....eeeya. Hey, you win sme you lose some! There'll be others, pinkie swear!
Ah..it all makes sense now.
Somehow i think u made the right decision.
Maybe the next girl will be 'IT'
Looka at the bright part...at least no okada jumping this valentine looking for chocolate abi na strawberry cake to send to Big crush and you get to save ur money too,lol!
Eh ya, pele. Maybe Chinenye is going to be the new girl (lol)
What a shame! I was thinking your next post was going to be "love so sweet!"
I'm glad you have the sense to end her chapter for the moment tho. It's much better that way. Some guys have no dignity in that regard.The babe no want but they must intensify pursuit.
You will def meet someone else and it's also possible that you'll still meet her again and this time it will work.Anyway,I don't leave in Festac but jsut lemme know when you want to send me that cake and I'll be there. *wink*
oh, this is my new addy.just click on the name.
life goes on my man. girls...and boys come and go. the funny thing about school affairs is that when we're young and into them we never think realistically about the long run; we only think about how beautiful everything is now or could be in the near future. my advice though is to enjoy the moment and take it one day at a time. get to be really good friends with the girl first (get to know her like the back of your palm) before rushing into sex or dreaming wifey material.
Beautiful, at least it does show you have the capacity to love.....lol.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... u too will find love...
someday... lol
life is funny
@solomonsydelle: still tapping?
@geisha: thanks for the pity
@onydchic: yeah, i guess yur right. and I seem to be winning quite a number here in skl
@princesa: for real sha, valentine's day was very cheap for me which was kinda gud cos i'm currently redefining the term "broke"
@rinsola: are yu psychic?
@ejura: it works both ways; persistence may pay off too
@trae_z: thanks man for the advice, will take it to heart.
@rethots: i have plenty of love to give o! infact i'm seriously searching for outlets and nation-wide distributors
@1pet2v9: AMEN
so u r into electricity too? i feel you on the weedy dude, just got to love him. I guess if you satisfy weedy, and the several other of his colleagues, you will make money soon and soon become a chick magnet...thats a strong theory. another option is to bone weedy and friends and go and start singing " i am looking for a wifey..." that too might work. either ways, you will be fine my guy.
LOL...
enjoy ur week....
Oh....where's the update now? Update my friend!
if ur head is really big, maybe it is bringing the bad luck
Can U really trust the dude U contacted?
Lil Soab! but it was a crush, n dy tend to end dt way.
First tm here.
i think its time 2 update
@incognaija: thanks for the encouragement. Weedy has new buddies o! Hamdy Taha (Optimization), P. C. Sen (Power Electronics), Gupta (Power Systems). Phew!!! can't wait to grad.
@mystories...: Thanks
@nyemoni & 1pet2v9: Its coming o! I've typed it like 2 months agao but exams... oh ... exams
i wanna doubt u recall me, and i wont even tell u. From ur age i can tell ur thot process from our many arguments and chats.
Heneforth, am gonna be reading ur blogs. try mine if u wanna:
cheely@wordpress.com
che-e-ly@blogspot.com
bighead my sweetheart *batting eyelash* can i be your bigger crush?..lol
how have you been?
i've missed you.
@uzezi: My head's not so big and I think the girls are the unlucky ones :)
@azuri: I hope so...for his sake. Where's dat my double barrel...
@oluwadee: and its happening too frequently. can't long-term feelings start out as such?
@cheely: ???
@fantasy queen: yu already are. didnt i tell yu? and i'm doing just fine apart from missing yu too
eh ya
pele
na so we suffer well well wen we dey ur age
gals r just so unpredicatable. no mind dem o jare
if she wasn't feeling u, y she no come talk am with her own mouth sef
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